What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.

What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.

'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were read more

'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?.

All the officers, soldiers and security personnel are asked not to abide by these decisions and to consider them null read more

All the officers, soldiers and security personnel are asked not to abide by these decisions and to consider them null and void.

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna read more

We took away coffee, that saved $150,000 a year. Why do you need coffee in jail? ... Switched to bologna sandwiches, that saved half a million dollars a year.

I was waiting for you.

I was waiting for you.

By selling, you're making an ethical statement. But don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

By selling, you're making an ethical statement. But don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Americans should not impose a solution, but this administration will finally have to make it clear what its vision for read more

Americans should not impose a solution, but this administration will finally have to make it clear what its vision for a two-state solution is. Just saying 'a two-state solution' is too ambiguous. The vision has to spell out the details on final status issues such as Palestinian refugees, borders and Jerusalem.

We have to develop a market mechanism and to try to diversify our energy sources.

We have to develop a market mechanism and to try to diversify our energy sources.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Bergundy.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Bergundy.