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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, read more

Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.

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It's bragging rights in your hometown. Who doesn't want to be the guy to go to 7-Eleven and be able read more

It's bragging rights in your hometown. Who doesn't want to be the guy to go to 7-Eleven and be able to say they're the king of the town?

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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

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It's a distinct possibility that the local taxpayer will get overwhelmed by the number of referendums.

It's a distinct possibility that the local taxpayer will get overwhelmed by the number of referendums.

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We're not in combat the last time I checked. We've got some time.

We're not in combat the last time I checked. We've got some time.

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For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were in character and then we read more

For the third season, we do a sit around on one episode where we were in character and then we commented on one episode just being ourselves, so - not really. I was comfortable, though. I wasn't nervous.

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We could see a movement in the country toward food and fitness, and we thought we could be successful in read more

We could see a movement in the country toward food and fitness, and we thought we could be successful in that niche.

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The Democratic Party is on the move across the country. Voters are responding to our message of progress and fiscal read more

The Democratic Party is on the move across the country. Voters are responding to our message of progress and fiscal responsibility.

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