Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a read more

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.

Guidelines simply aren't enough to keep us safe.

Guidelines simply aren't enough to keep us safe.

It's tough when you break down like that in the seventh.

It's tough when you break down like that in the seventh.

Bill . . . called a guy who was a towering figure and he totally defanged him.

Bill . . . called a guy who was a towering figure and he totally defanged him.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

It's the best one yet - it's the fourth and it means a lot.

It's the best one yet - it's the fourth and it means a lot.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

This is just the beginning, ... Obviously we're going to have the House of Blues Foundation involved in subsidizing the read more

This is just the beginning, ... Obviously we're going to have the House of Blues Foundation involved in subsidizing the employees' down there livelihood.

I think it tastes like a circus peanut.

I think it tastes like a circus peanut.