The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.

Everyday of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.

Everyday of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.

We have a lot of knowledge in Canada about how to make great ice.

We have a lot of knowledge in Canada about how to make great ice.

It came as a great shock to me when I heard that England and Soviet Russia had become allies. So read more

It came as a great shock to me when I heard that England and Soviet Russia had become allies. So much so that I thought that the people responsible in London were acting in a manner that no longer coincided with British imperial interests.

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us read more

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing.

I was planning on doing something, but I wanted to act like I've been in the end zone before.

I was planning on doing something, but I wanted to act like I've been in the end zone before.

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg read more

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.

Shows like CSI are teaching people that without forensic evidence you can't convict anybody.

Shows like CSI are teaching people that without forensic evidence you can't convict anybody.

We're playing every game as if it's the seventh inning. We knew we had to crawl our way back into read more

We're playing every game as if it's the seventh inning. We knew we had to crawl our way back into this thing. I think we did that today.