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    I kinda see my current position like this: 'Here's your five minutes in the toy store, so you gotta do all the good movies you can before Chuck Woolery rings the bell.'

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It was a two-second call. There was no extended conversation. I don't understand the need to tell an untruth when read more

It was a two-second call. There was no extended conversation. I don't understand the need to tell an untruth when you have already lost.

by George Arzt Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of read more

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

by Marc Anthony Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It depends on what these organizations tell us they need.

It depends on what these organizations tell us they need.

by Amadeu Altafaj Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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And I believe that good journalism, good television, can make our world a better place.

And I believe that good journalism, good television, can make our world a better place.

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Sadness is also a kind of defence.

Sadness is also a kind of defence.

by Ivo Andric Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We've got an agreement with Delphi that is satisfactory. We've been trying to find a soft landing for these individuals.

We've got an agreement with Delphi that is satisfactory. We've been trying to find a soft landing for these individuals.

by George Anthony Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We've got a tough schedule from now on. We have to keep focused and working hard for our ultimate prize.

We've got a tough schedule from now on. We have to keep focused and working hard for our ultimate prize.

by Judd Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you are a 24-year-old man, you believe that old age begins about 55 [while] if you are a 62-year-old read more

If you are a 24-year-old man, you believe that old age begins about 55 [while] if you are a 62-year-old woman, you think youth doesn't end until 57.

by Dominic Abrams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space read more

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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