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    Now I've stopped wearing huge trousers I can't wear boxer shorts. I wear thongs. When I first wore them I felt rude, I kept seeing my bare bum - then I liked it.

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We do have aircraft in that area making drops, but with the coming of nightfall, we'll have to ground those read more

We do have aircraft in that area making drops, but with the coming of nightfall, we'll have to ground those shortly.

by Dale Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will read more

If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or representation

by Abigail Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We were about six inches from being up 14-7 on a fade route. We were one camera angle away from read more

We were about six inches from being up 14-7 on a fade route. We were one camera angle away from having the ball on the half-yard line. We could have easily scored 28-21 points in that game.

by Erik Ainge Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

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There's a lot of confusion in the marketplace. People are pretty fearful.

There's a lot of confusion in the marketplace. People are pretty fearful.

by Joseph Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They were all astonished over this blockage. By the last two or three months they were telling me not even read more

They were all astonished over this blockage. By the last two or three months they were telling me not even to go for a walk.

by Carl Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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At the same time, they broke into our pastures and turned loose 35 or 40 head of horses. We got read more

At the same time, they broke into our pastures and turned loose 35 or 40 head of horses. We got them all back in.

by John Archer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You see these guys on TV all the time and you always wonder if I could play in the majors. read more

You see these guys on TV all the time and you always wonder if I could play in the majors. You get a chance to do it and are actually doing it. You see they are just like you, that they put their pants on one leg at a time.

by Chip Ambres Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I read more

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

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