They make fun of the way I talk and I give it back to them,

They make fun of the way I talk and I give it back to them,

Fraudsters use current affairs to create legitimacy. The holidays are a great reason to send people email to try to read more

Fraudsters use current affairs to create legitimacy. The holidays are a great reason to send people email to try to scam them into giving up their information.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

They talk about the f------ mob; at least we've got principles!

They talk about the f------ mob; at least we've got principles!

Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and read more

Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check.

Brands make a powerful impact on people, especially in today's world of ever-increasing consumer choice.

Brands make a powerful impact on people, especially in today's world of ever-increasing consumer choice.

Police were told the group was armed and they had made political demands,

Police were told the group was armed and they had made political demands,

I really like our team - we are a team that (opponents) really can't figure out. We run the football read more

I really like our team - we are a team that (opponents) really can't figure out. We run the football well; this is an athletic team. We just have to keep working hard in practice.

I wasn't born to be a fighter. The causes I have fought for have invariably been causes that should have read more

I wasn't born to be a fighter. The causes I have fought for have invariably been causes that should have been gained by a delicate suggestion. Since they never were, I made myself into a fighter.