I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought read more

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight.

After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has read more

After months of lies, the president has given millions of people around the world reason to doubt that he has sent Americans into battle for the right reasons, ... The fact that Americans are expressing these doubts shows that the president is losing his ability to lead. If the president refuses to resign for the sake of the nation, I believe he should be impeached and face Senate trial.

'Sesquippledan', he would say, 'Sesquippledan verboojuice".

'Sesquippledan', he would say, 'Sesquippledan verboojuice".

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest read more

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.

I wonder if my mom just got tired of voting for North College Hill.

I wonder if my mom just got tired of voting for North College Hill.

They are dinosaurs. They live on the back of the IRA, but the IRA are finished, and they cannot grasp read more

They are dinosaurs. They live on the back of the IRA, but the IRA are finished, and they cannot grasp it. They won't move on.

This map is truly a new window on the Antarctic continent, providing new beginnings in our Earth science studies there,

This map is truly a new window on the Antarctic continent, providing new beginnings in our Earth science studies there,

She's somebody that others can look up to just because she always does the right thing. She is very supportive read more

She's somebody that others can look up to just because she always does the right thing. She is very supportive and always positive, so that's always a good thing. When she is up, the team is also up.

We don't negotiate the deal. We're just the matchmakers.

We don't negotiate the deal. We're just the matchmakers.