Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

The nationals were held here in 1960,

The nationals were held here in 1960,

By the end of the day [Friday, Sept. 1] we had clothes and food.

By the end of the day [Friday, Sept. 1] we had clothes and food.

I started acting when I was 10, doing musical theater. I was a brunette at that time. I was always read more

I started acting when I was 10, doing musical theater. I was a brunette at that time. I was always cast in all the exotic parts.

He was going to call in sick today but he wanted to make more money for the holidays.

He was going to call in sick today but he wanted to make more money for the holidays.

right before you came, I almost completely tipped over like a board -- 'Timber!'

right before you came, I almost completely tipped over like a board -- 'Timber!'

Negotiations, in the view of the government, are the only constructive way to a solution of this question, ... In read more

Negotiations, in the view of the government, are the only constructive way to a solution of this question, ... In this way, the international community can feel confident in Iran's statements that its nuclear program serves only peaceful intentions.

The Return of the Bunny Suicides.

The Return of the Bunny Suicides.

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as read more

Repartee is perfect when it effects its purpose with a double edge. It is the highest order of wit, as it indicates the coolest yet quickest exercise of genius, at a moment when the passions are roused.