I'll be 65 in September and I work as much as I want to, take cruises with Kay, relax with read more

I'll be 65 in September and I work as much as I want to, take cruises with Kay, relax with my family, do everything in moderation, because I want to enjoy my life.

If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.

If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.

When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo read more

When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo van Gogh, it will be a huge step forward.

It is - last stage of all When we are frozen up within, and quite The phantom of ourselves To read more

It is - last stage of all When we are frozen up within, and quite The phantom of ourselves To hear the world applaud the hollow ghost Which blamed the living man

Appearances often are deceiving.

Appearances often are deceiving.

We'll see how things go in the morning.

We'll see how things go in the morning.

They said it got lost somewhere.

They said it got lost somewhere.

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about read more

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, read more

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.