Yeah, man, kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary read more

Yeah, man, kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary to me.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

It is a great deal of difference to receive an honorary title or a title in his profession.

It is a great deal of difference to receive an honorary title or a title in his profession.

With development infrastructure, sometimes we would find (companies) spending more time working on the (Linux) infrastructure for the project than read more

With development infrastructure, sometimes we would find (companies) spending more time working on the (Linux) infrastructure for the project than working on the project itself.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people read more

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

Pool is huge here. I can't go anywhere without running into someone who plays on a league.

Pool is huge here. I can't go anywhere without running into someone who plays on a league.

I mean, having the speedometer in the front windshield was something I've never experienced before, and that took some getting read more

I mean, having the speedometer in the front windshield was something I've never experienced before, and that took some getting used to. The power was there, and every red light was a temptation.

If it was there, perhaps it dissipated.

If it was there, perhaps it dissipated.