You saw us playing the way we have to play down the stretch. The way we must play the rest read more

You saw us playing the way we have to play down the stretch. The way we must play the rest of the way.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work read more

The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work schedule of 12 to 16 hours a day leaves him an in exhaustive state, and just a few drinks -- or any drink -- are too much to handle.

This would be one time to take it to a commercial car wash.

This would be one time to take it to a commercial car wash.

Porn sells, and that has been the case in the real world and on the Internet.

Porn sells, and that has been the case in the real world and on the Internet.

There is no downside to it whatsoever. If you make one star out of it, you've come ahead. In a read more

There is no downside to it whatsoever. If you make one star out of it, you've come ahead. In a good season, they'll make a handful of stars. Despite what some hardcore fans might say, a card with five stars on it will do better business than card with zero stars on it, even if those zero stars are the best fighters in the world.

It really takes a village. We're all responsible for all children.

It really takes a village. We're all responsible for all children.

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.

I've directed traditional operas and it's been wonderful. But despite all the work they require, operettas are just plain fun.

I've directed traditional operas and it's been wonderful. But despite all the work they require, operettas are just plain fun.