Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

Thanks to Tony, he didn't give us much time to think about that shot. I thought we never lost control read more

Thanks to Tony, he didn't give us much time to think about that shot. I thought we never lost control of the game.

They didn't know if he was going to live.

They didn't know if he was going to live.

It's the old armchair quarterback theory. People always think they're a better coach or the better owner. Fantasy football is read more

It's the old armchair quarterback theory. People always think they're a better coach or the better owner. Fantasy football is tailor-made to live out that armchair quarterback life. You get to pick the players. It's ideal.

We don't have any hard statistics yet on all the damage done by Hurricane Katrina. Apparently the damage was minimal read more

We don't have any hard statistics yet on all the damage done by Hurricane Katrina. Apparently the damage was minimal in the major cotton-producing areas of Mississippi and Louisiana.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly read more

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly return to their families and sitcoms. Meanwhile, the corporate lobbies stay right where they are, outlasting all the populist hysteria.

The market was really thin throughout the afternoon, with a continuation of profit-taking from yesterday, but then U.S. markets came read more

The market was really thin throughout the afternoon, with a continuation of profit-taking from yesterday, but then U.S. markets came back and capital flowed in.

He's got room to fill out. He's a strong kid, he's just lean.

He's got room to fill out. He's a strong kid, he's just lean.