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    Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

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Touch seems to be as essential as sunlight

Touch seems to be as essential as sunlight

by Diane Ackerman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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is equivalent to eating garbage.

is equivalent to eating garbage.

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We need to get back to playing our kind of baseball. We need to get every kid confident.

We need to get back to playing our kind of baseball. We need to get every kid confident.

by Joe Archuleta Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I can't take a well-tanned person seriously

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously

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We were probably there (at the accident scene) 20 minutes.

We were probably there (at the accident scene) 20 minutes.

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These are material changes of the contract. We've won (that issue) twice already.

These are material changes of the contract. We've won (that issue) twice already.

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The gas was pouring out of the truck like a roof drain in a storm,

The gas was pouring out of the truck like a roof drain in a storm,

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A.I.

A.I.

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Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off read more

Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off after the opening monolouge.

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