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    Let's just say that back in the old days, sex was available every two feet. But I never made love to anybody that did not want me to.

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I was not really as good as I should have been.

I was not really as good as I should have been.

by Eddie Albert Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Having that guy in the lineup makes a difference. He's going to scare some people. I was definitely surprised by read more

Having that guy in the lineup makes a difference. He's going to scare some people. I was definitely surprised by the double. He missed so much time and on his first at-bat ? boom! He's a special player.

by Edgardo Alfonzo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Anthropology provides a scientific basis for dealing with the crucial dilemma of the world today: how can peoples of different read more

Anthropology provides a scientific basis for dealing with the crucial dilemma of the world today: how can peoples of different appearance, mutually unintelligible languages, and dissimilar ways of life get along peaceably together?

by Clyde Kluckhohn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The war on terrorism is still his strong suit.

The war on terrorism is still his strong suit.

by Alan Abramowitz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Dane Cook is one of the most exciting comedy stars to emerge on the scene in many years, and his read more

Dane Cook is one of the most exciting comedy stars to emerge on the scene in many years, and his ability to connect with audiences is truly remarkable. HBO will be able to give this gifted performer the broadest, most unrestricted showcase for his talent, and we're delighted to welcome him to the network.

by Chris Albrecht Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If we mean to have heroes, statesmen and philosophers, we should have learned women.

If we mean to have heroes, statesmen and philosophers, we should have learned women.

by Abigail Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We are back in business.

We are back in business.

by Don Allee Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They were horrified. They were asking what it was, and we were saying, 'Sadly it's probably ill,' and you're trying read more

They were horrified. They were asking what it was, and we were saying, 'Sadly it's probably ill,' and you're trying to make it as light as you can.

by Alison Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He's not exactly a guy who invites the limelight, and he's not a showboat. He's really rather shy.

He's not exactly a guy who invites the limelight, and he's not a showboat. He's really rather shy.

by David Axelrod Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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