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    I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

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Turtle came in and did a great job for us.

Turtle came in and did a great job for us.

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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. read more

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

by Louie Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Not only are these fine wines presented in eco-friendly packaging, these smaller formats will give consumers the convenience and versatility read more

Not only are these fine wines presented in eco-friendly packaging, these smaller formats will give consumers the convenience and versatility in their wine drinking occasions.

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Probably 1-3 of them who may be able to run at the varsity level this season. It's hard to tell read more

Probably 1-3 of them who may be able to run at the varsity level this season. It's hard to tell with new runners because they get injured so often.

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I know Kurtis is going to generate some interest (from scouts) this year, and he needs to be able to read more

I know Kurtis is going to generate some interest (from scouts) this year, and he needs to be able to handle that mentally. It's a challenge, but I think he's up to it.

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Mike says he's taken more cruises with me than he has with his wife. Which is true.

Mike says he's taken more cruises with me than he has with his wife. Which is true.

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Just random stuff that people need done,

Just random stuff that people need done,

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There's been a very real structural shift, primarily in manufacturing employment, as a result of outsourcing and earlier capital investment read more

There's been a very real structural shift, primarily in manufacturing employment, as a result of outsourcing and earlier capital investment that has increased productivity. They're making employment act differently in this upturn.

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The smaller markets are on a much more even playing field, ... There's keen excitement for the season, if the read more

The smaller markets are on a much more even playing field, ... There's keen excitement for the season, if the league sticks to rule changes they have banked so much on and told the public so much about. If they backslide, they'll chase off fans with the same old product.

by Alan Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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