I mean, when you've got guys like Ken Griffey Jr. in our stadium, in our locker room, I've got to read more

I mean, when you've got guys like Ken Griffey Jr. in our stadium, in our locker room, I've got to talk to them. I'm just seizing the opportunity.

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I read more

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

Patrons from around the world have always been gearing together for benefits--it's the serendipity effect,

Patrons from around the world have always been gearing together for benefits--it's the serendipity effect,

They're issuing crap at the speed of light.

They're issuing crap at the speed of light.

We tried to spot serve tonight. Maggie (Cooper) played really well, and we passed better as a team.

We tried to spot serve tonight. Maggie (Cooper) played really well, and we passed better as a team.

He made an unbelievable recovery (to get on the green) from where he was sometimes you get the breaks and read more

He made an unbelievable recovery (to get on the green) from where he was sometimes you get the breaks and sometimes you don't. That's golf. I couldn't be prouder of Rob and the rest of the entire team. Six under on this course is absolutely phenomenal. Nobody else was under par and we've got some tremendous golfers in this conference.

[After working constantly in the 1980s, Armstrong tried his hand at screenwriting in the 1990s. With writing partner John Doolittle, read more

[After working constantly in the 1980s, Armstrong tried his hand at screenwriting in the 1990s. With writing partner John Doolittle, he sold several scripts but none ended up on the screen.] It occurred to me after a while -- I didn't understand why I was setting myself up for two careers where I was going to be rejected, ... You can do it all right with one, but come on.

We knew it was going to be tough. Our game plan was to play defense, but I'm happy. We were read more

We knew it was going to be tough. Our game plan was to play defense, but I'm happy. We were even on errors, but we just couldn't get the hits.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.