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    Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

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The positive drum beat has caught up with the negative one. But on an individual basis, most seniors still can't read more

The positive drum beat has caught up with the negative one. But on an individual basis, most seniors still can't answer the big question: 'What does it mean for me?

by Drew Altman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's an environment where it is very difficult to jump in.

It's an environment where it is very difficult to jump in.

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One cost people don't factor in is that of a tried-and-true support mechanism. If [a Microsoft] product fails, we have read more

One cost people don't factor in is that of a tried-and-true support mechanism. If [a Microsoft] product fails, we have a single phone number we can call.

by Chuck Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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To be happy in one's home is better than to be a chief. Yoruba, Nigeria

To be happy in one's home is better than to be a chief. Yoruba, Nigeria

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Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail read more

Whatever man uses without the fear of God, whatever he applies to the mere gratifying of his flesh, cannot fail to operate as a poison to the soul, however pleasant and salutary it may appear to be to the body.

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I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

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The one thing we learned in 2005 is there is no simple answer or smoking gun for this. This is read more

The one thing we learned in 2005 is there is no simple answer or smoking gun for this. This is a tough problem.

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[During her sabbatical, she said, she would often sit in her backyard in Venice, Calif., thinking and playing with pine read more

[During her sabbatical, she said, she would often sit in her backyard in Venice, Calif., thinking and playing with pine cones.] I was making little pine-cone people with razor blades, ... That's all I did.

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This is going to steamroll,

This is going to steamroll,

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