Their quarterback can run and throw well. They have an end that has speed and their halfback is 215 pounds read more

Their quarterback can run and throw well. They have an end that has speed and their halfback is 215 pounds so we have our hands full. They have several threats that we have to be aware of.

So from that standpoint, it didn't seem weird to me at all. I think it's interesting and obviously audiences do, read more

So from that standpoint, it didn't seem weird to me at all. I think it's interesting and obviously audiences do, too ... I think there is a sort of emptiness in our look at life in general lately, and think this is a way to explore that.

We knew it was going to be tough. In most of the brackets, there were 3-4 kids with 30 wins. read more

We knew it was going to be tough. In most of the brackets, there were 3-4 kids with 30 wins. But overall, we weren't at our best today. Some kids just had an off day today.

They kept telling me, 'You are a liar,'

They kept telling me, 'You are a liar,'

We have to be able to react to negatives as well as positives. It's a learning process. I think the read more

We have to be able to react to negatives as well as positives. It's a learning process. I think the girls reacted well and continued to play hard. They didn't get down on themselves.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

(S)ex scenes and bathroom jokes are my bread and butter.

They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, read more

They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, and everybody thinks they're next on the list. The president comes along, and he's got his six-guns strapped on, and people think he's going to save them.

It's going to be real nice. We are going to serve breakfast in the mornings and burgers at lunch.

It's going to be real nice. We are going to serve breakfast in the mornings and burgers at lunch.

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay read more

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.