Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

This is the biggest tournament of the season outside of the regional and state championships. All of the top players read more

This is the biggest tournament of the season outside of the regional and state championships. All of the top players are going to be there, and it should be a good preview of the state tournament.

We've got to be prepared on the local level.

We've got to be prepared on the local level.

Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.

Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Fame is fickle and I know it. It has its compensations, but it also has its drawbacks and I've experienced read more

Fame is fickle and I know it. It has its compensations, but it also has its drawbacks and I've experienced them both.

What in the hell would they do with the farm program without us?

What in the hell would they do with the farm program without us?

We have not arrested or detained anyone.

We have not arrested or detained anyone.

You can't change who you are. You gotta make adjustments, and we're a team that can play at multiple speeds.

You can't change who you are. You gotta make adjustments, and we're a team that can play at multiple speeds.