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    A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the Lord in vain—then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

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Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom read more

Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

by Garry Trudeau Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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One can't carry one's father's corpse about everywhere.

One can't carry one's father's corpse about everywhere.

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We are pleased to receive approval of the transaction in Idaho and appreciate the efforts of the commission and all read more

We are pleased to receive approval of the transaction in Idaho and appreciate the efforts of the commission and all parties to the proceeding working together to reach an agreement that is fair and equitable to all stakeholders.

by Greg Abel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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She did a really good job.

She did a really good job.

by Ladreda Akins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We pulled it out. It's too hard to handle that whole thing right now.

We pulled it out. It's too hard to handle that whole thing right now.

by Dick Ackerman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We believe he was making weekly trips to Mexico for the specific purpose of buying heroin -- up to a read more

We believe he was making weekly trips to Mexico for the specific purpose of buying heroin -- up to a pound at a time.

by Lisa Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It was a big deal for us all those corny things kids did in those days.

It was a big deal for us all those corny things kids did in those days.

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Once the ref blows his whistle, I yell out, 'That's a terrible call' and then I start booing with everybody read more

Once the ref blows his whistle, I yell out, 'That's a terrible call' and then I start booing with everybody else.

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We have a problem with several media taking only a part of the reality and not the whole picture. Some read more

We have a problem with several media taking only a part of the reality and not the whole picture. Some media in the world are more critical towards what's happening than others. It depends on the journalist, it depends how much information they have about the case and which perspective they are asking you from. All of these things can play a role.

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