I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

Eric was in control the entire match.

Eric was in control the entire match.

No poet will ever take the written word as a substitute for the spoken word; he knows that it is read more

No poet will ever take the written word as a substitute for the spoken word; he knows that it is on the spoken word, and the spoken word only, that his art is founded.

At halftime, I told them not to come out of the locker room unless they would come fight, scratch, claw, read more

At halftime, I told them not to come out of the locker room unless they would come fight, scratch, claw, whatever they had to do until the end of the game.

The government doesn't really want to win this case because the government wants to curry favor with the Cuban community.

The government doesn't really want to win this case because the government wants to curry favor with the Cuban community.

Americans should not impose a solution, but this administration will finally have to make it clear what its vision for read more

Americans should not impose a solution, but this administration will finally have to make it clear what its vision for a two-state solution is. Just saying 'a two-state solution' is too ambiguous. The vision has to spell out the details on final status issues such as Palestinian refugees, borders and Jerusalem.

When you get the card, it's a shock. People at age 50 don't feel ready to begin a new stage read more

When you get the card, it's a shock. People at age 50 don't feel ready to begin a new stage of life.

It's been fun and a lot of hard work, but I've been glad with the outcome. I always said our read more

It's been fun and a lot of hard work, but I've been glad with the outcome. I always said our senior year we'd be good. We're trying to do more than make the playoffs. That was our expectations at the beginning of the season.

We are pleased to partner with Destiny Health. It's refreshing to find a health insurance company that shares our commitment read more

We are pleased to partner with Destiny Health. It's refreshing to find a health insurance company that shares our commitment to enhancing the health and wellness of the greater D.C. area and we feel the Vitality program is a great, motivational complement to our premier services and facilities.