Maxioms Pet

X
  •   47  /  32  

    They did the little boy turkey named Art... choke
    and then served his dead body with artichokes.

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  10  /  16  

Government is force, legalized plunder.

Government is force, legalized plunder.

by John Mcallister Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  13  /  28  

The Texas 'redistricting' has
outed Tom Delay.

The Texas 'redistricting' has
outed Tom Delay.

by Jim Hightower Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  14  /  27  

My uncle never met an animal he didn't want to kill.
(on Book TV).

My uncle never met an animal he didn't want to kill.
(on Book TV).

by Hilary Hemingway Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  30  /  21  

One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without read more

One may be continually abusive without saying any thing just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

by Jane Austen Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  19  /  37  

Whipping and abuse are like laudanum; you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline.

Whipping and abuse are like laudanum; you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline.

by Harriet Beecher Stowe Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  32  /  55  

We like so much to hear people talk of us and of our motives, that we are charmed even when read more

We like so much to hear people talk of us and of our motives, that we are charmed even when they abuse us.

  ( comments )
  13  /  29  

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to read more

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit.

by Seth Eisenberg Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  9  /  40  

I do not waste my time in answering abuse; I thrive under it like a field that benefits from manure.

I do not waste my time in answering abuse; I thrive under it like a field that benefits from manure.

  ( comments )
  39  /  37  

70 pheasants shot in Rolling Rock
by Dick Cheney who's not in Iraq.

70 pheasants shot in Rolling Rock
by Dick Cheney who's not in Iraq.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Abuse Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet