Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, read more

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!

There is a calf
within California
many calves drowned in Chino mud.

There is a calf
within California
many calves drowned in Chino mud.

we fork ourselves to death with the tines with which we
spear the muscles of innocent animals.

we fork ourselves to death with the tines with which we
spear the muscles of innocent animals.

The friendly cow all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream read more

The friendly cow all red and white,
I love with all my heart:
She gives me cream with all her might
To eat with apple-tart.

Thank you, pretty cow, that made
Pleasant milk to soak my bread.

Thank you, pretty cow, that made
Pleasant milk to soak my bread.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that
spots are rather a credit.

A leopard does not change his spots, or change his feeling that
spots are rather a credit.