I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I hate a word like "pets": it sounds so much
Like something with no living of its own.

I hate a word like "pets": it sounds so much
Like something with no living of its own.

This animal is very malicious; when attacked it defends itself.
[Fr., Cet animal est tres mechant;
Quand read more

This animal is very malicious; when attacked it defends itself.
[Fr., Cet animal est tres mechant;
Quand on l'attaque il se defend.]

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, read more

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!

The cattle upon a thousand hills.

The cattle upon a thousand hills.

I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.

I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.

You may rezoloot till the cows come home.

You may rezoloot till the cows come home.

Thank you, pretty cow, that made
Pleasant milk to soak my bread.

Thank you, pretty cow, that made
Pleasant milk to soak my bread.

we fork ourselves to death with the tines with which we
spear the muscles of innocent animals.

we fork ourselves to death with the tines with which we
spear the muscles of innocent animals.