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    When I step out of the role you have written for me
    you make me feel like a plagiarist.
    from the play Jake's Women.

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70 pheasants shot in Rolling Rock
by Dick Cheney who's not in Iraq.

70 pheasants shot in Rolling Rock
by Dick Cheney who's not in Iraq.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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They did the little boy turkey named Art... choke
and then served his dead body with artichokes.

They did the little boy turkey named Art... choke
and then served his dead body with artichokes.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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30,000 baby chicks were sent through a San Diego factory farm chipper by workers too tired to continue individual strangling.
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30,000 baby chicks were sent through a San Diego factory farm chipper by workers too tired to continue individual strangling.
That made the chipper a chicker.. while the little drum with swirling knives into which some factories drop baby chicks is called an eviscerator.. and what is the name
for those tiny mouse sized guillotines Purina as owner of the magazine Lab Animal advertised for decapitation
of captive expendable lab animals?

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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Wars damage the civilian society as much
as they damage the enemy. Soldiers never get over it.

Wars damage the civilian society as much
as they damage the enemy. Soldiers never get over it.

by Paul Fussell Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor goes read more

There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it themselves; but the humor goes round, and he that laughs at me today will have somebody to laugh at him tomorrow.

by Seneca Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to read more

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit.

by Seth Eisenberg Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar

Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar

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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

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The best security against revolution is in constant correction of abuses and the introduction of needed improvements. It is the read more

The best security against revolution is in constant correction of abuses and the introduction of needed improvements. It is the neglect of timely repair that makes rebuilding necessary.

by Richard Whately Found in: Abuse Quotes,
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