The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your read more

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -Ashleigh Brilliant.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -Ashleigh Brilliant.

Life is an uncharted ocean. The cautious mariner must needs take
Many soundings ere he conduct his barque to read more

Life is an uncharted ocean. The cautious mariner must needs take
Many soundings ere he conduct his barque to port in safety.

Mankind makes living contradictory.

Mankind makes living contradictory.

Life is an incurable disease.

Life is an incurable disease.

If life had a second edition, how I would correct the proofs.

If life had a second edition, how I would correct the proofs.

Life is a stranger's sojourn, a night at an inn.

Life is a stranger's sojourn, a night at an inn.