I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Mickey Mantle.

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Mickey Mantle.

There are more important things in life than winning or losing a game.

There are more important things in life than winning or losing a game.

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

Life's but a span, or a tale, or a word,
That in a trice, or suddaine, is rehearsed.

Life's but a span, or a tale, or a word,
That in a trice, or suddaine, is rehearsed.

The joy of life is variety; the tenderest love requires to be renewed by intervals of absence.

The joy of life is variety; the tenderest love requires to be renewed by intervals of absence.