Life is about appreciating what you have and waiting for what you will get. I believed being positive goes a read more

Life is about appreciating what you have and waiting for what you will get. I believed being positive goes a long way!

The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and
Everything . . . [is] read more

The Answer to the Great Question Of . . . Life, the Universe and
Everything . . . [is] Forty-two.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're read more

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

You've got to sing like you don't need the money, love like you'll never get hurt. You've got to dance read more

You've got to sing like you don't need the money, love like you'll never get hurt. You've got to dance like no one is watching. It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work.

What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?

What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your read more

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.