Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.

Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.

Simplicity, clarity, singleness: these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness and joy.

Simplicity, clarity, singleness: these are the attributes that give our lives power and vividness and joy.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My life has been a series of emergencies.