The greatest gift in life is to be remembered.

The greatest gift in life is to be remembered.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. -Joe E. Lewis.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. -Joe E. Lewis.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Real life seems to have no plots.

Real life seems to have no plots.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.

There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

We're actors in our lives, pretendin' to be who we want people to think we are.

Once you understand life----you understand life's potential.

Once you understand life----you understand life's potential.