Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

You have to be smart. The easy days are over.

You have to be smart. The easy days are over.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.