Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work
through anyone.

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work
through anyone.

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.

The controlled person is a powerful person. He who always keeps his
head will get ahead.

The controlled person is a powerful person. He who always keeps his
head will get ahead.

I just wake up and say, "You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.".

I just wake up and say, "You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.".

Keep your goals away from the trolls.

Keep your goals away from the trolls.

Sometimes the answer to prayer is not that it changes life, but that it
changes you.

Sometimes the answer to prayer is not that it changes life, but that it
changes you.

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the
nature of the one who prays.

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the
nature of the one who prays.

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life.