If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.

If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs
to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs
to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.

Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction.

Laziness may appear attractive but work gives satisfaction.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Review your goals twice every day in order to be focused on achieving them.

Review your goals twice every day in order to be focused on achieving them.

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can
dream it, you can become it.

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can
dream it, you can become it.

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.

It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, with never a thought of sorrow; the old goes out, but read more

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer, with never a thought of sorrow; the old goes out, but the glad young year comes merrily in tomorrow.