Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected.".

An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected.".

Choosing what you want to do, and when to do it, is an act of creation.

Choosing what you want to do, and when to do it, is an act of creation.

If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take
chances.

If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take
chances.

Have a bias toward action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps read more

Have a bias toward action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away.

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar
or coffee and I will pay more read more

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar
or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under
the sun.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you
shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it.

The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you
shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it.