Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a
living. The other should teach us how read more

There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a
living. The other should teach us how to live.

You can get anything in life you want if you will just help enough
other people get what they want.

You can get anything in life you want if you will just help enough
other people get what they want.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my read more

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my boats.

My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.

My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.

A miser and a liar bargain quickly.

A miser and a liar bargain quickly.

If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.

If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.

HELP = H(umor), E-go, edging God out, L-istening, P-urpose.

HELP = H(umor), E-go, edging God out, L-istening, P-urpose.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.