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I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's read more
I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
The circumstances changed when I heard the other proposals.
The circumstances changed when I heard the other proposals.
If we learned everything there is to know in kindergarten, it was
promptly drummed out of us in first grade.
If we learned everything there is to know in kindergarten, it was
promptly drummed out of us in first grade.
It makes your heart beat, ... We love to blow the walls out ... Of all the guys who started read more
It makes your heart beat, ... We love to blow the walls out ... Of all the guys who started out at Sun, we are one of the few rock 'n' roll groups left. We're survivors.
It's a 12-step program. The first step is to admit you have a problem. They still have 11 steps to read more
It's a 12-step program. The first step is to admit you have a problem. They still have 11 steps to go.
The burden is on the custodian of the record who makes the record public.
The burden is on the custodian of the record who makes the record public.
When you put yourself in a situation where your back is against the wall and you come out and hold read more
When you put yourself in a situation where your back is against the wall and you come out and hold them to three points then you have done your job.
The first thing they wanted was a shower and a change of clothes. People had been wading through floodwater in read more
The first thing they wanted was a shower and a change of clothes. People had been wading through floodwater in the clothes they were wearing, and then had to live in them for days at the convention center. They smelled like urine, feces, and death, but they had to wait in line to be processed and then find a bed and then they could take a shower.
No, my degree was history, not the practice of art! I can't draw to save my life you know.
No, my degree was history, not the practice of art! I can't draw to save my life you know.
