The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.

The great seal of truth is simplicity.

The great seal of truth is simplicity.

I hate work. That's why I got married.

I hate work. That's why I got married.

Of all the tyrants the world affords,
Our own affections are the fiercest lords.

Of all the tyrants the world affords,
Our own affections are the fiercest lords.

Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person -- they have a plan, an ideology, no read more

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person -- they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.