Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history.

Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history.

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: read more

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim.".

And read their history in a nation's eyes.

And read their history in a nation's eyes.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has read more

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly read more

History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

History is the ship carrying living memories to the future.

History is the ship carrying living memories to the future.

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.

The contact with manners then is education; and this Thucydides
appears to assert when he says history is philosophy read more

The contact with manners then is education; and this Thucydides
appears to assert when he says history is philosophy learned from
examples.