We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.

We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a read more

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there.

History is something that never happened, written by a man who wasn't there.

War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading.

War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading.

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief... For a read more

I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought of grief... For a time I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.

History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.