The Quaker loves an ample brim,
A hat that bows to no Salaam;
And dear the beaver read more

The Quaker loves an ample brim,
A hat that bows to no Salaam;
And dear the beaver is to him
As if it never made a dam.

So Britain's monarch once uncovered sat,
While Bradshaw bullied in a broad-brimmed hat.

So Britain's monarch once uncovered sat,
While Bradshaw bullied in a broad-brimmed hat.

"Sye," he seyd, "be the same hatte
I can knowe yf my wyfe be badde
To me read more

"Sye," he seyd, "be the same hatte
I can knowe yf my wyfe be badde
To me by eny other man;
If my floures ouver fade or falle,
Then doth my wyfe me wrong wyth alle
As many a woman can."

My new straw hat that's trimly lin'd with green,
Let Peggy wear.

My new straw hat that's trimly lin'd with green,
Let Peggy wear.

One should not talk of hatters in the house of the hanged.

One should not talk of hatters in the house of the hanged.

The hat is the ultimatum moriens of respectability.

The hat is the ultimatum moriens of respectability.

A hat not much worse for wear.

A hat not much worse for wear.

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.

He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat; it ever changes
with the next block.

He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat; it ever changes
with the next block.