No man can eat fifty eggs.

No man can eat fifty eggs.

just cause? just cause because we're outlaws

just cause? just cause because we're outlaws

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's read more

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse read more

I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.

I write everything on a xylophone!

I write everything on a xylophone!

Punk rock seems like my childhood, the glorious, very exciting naivete of rock n' roll. Stenguns and guitars seem very read more

Punk rock seems like my childhood, the glorious, very exciting naivete of rock n' roll. Stenguns and guitars seem very idealistic when you're twenty.

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?

Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!

Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!

I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like read more

I just cash in on the fact that I'm good looking, and I've got a nice figure and girls like me.