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    If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

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We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

by Ed Howe Found in: God Quotes,
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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

by Guillermo Mordillo Found in: God Quotes,
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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

by Mother Teresa Found in: God Quotes,
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Seems like God don't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us read more

Seems like God don't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us children to make them dreams seem worthwhile.

by Lorraine Hansberry Found in: God Quotes,
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Honour all men. Love the brotherhood, Fear God. Honour the
king.

Honour all men. Love the brotherhood, Fear God. Honour the
king.

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All God wants of man is a peaceful heart.

All God wants of man is a peaceful heart.

by Meister Eckhart Found in: God Quotes,
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We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. read more

We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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