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    If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

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God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

by Heywood Broun Found in: God Quotes,
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They that deny a God destroy man's nobility; for certainly man is
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They that deny a God destroy man's nobility; for certainly man is
of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not of kin to God
by his spirit, his is a base and ignoble creature.

by Francis Bacon Found in: God Quotes,
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God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

by G. C. Lichtenberg Found in: God Quotes,
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God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

by Heraclitus Found in: God Quotes,
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The spirit or life spark which animates this manifestation could be called God.

The spirit or life spark which animates this manifestation could be called God.

by Arthur Young Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

by Maria Sc Found in: God Quotes,
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Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. read more

Men talk of "finding God," but no wonder it is difficult; He is hidden in that darkest hiding-place, your heart. You yourself are a part of Him.

by Christopher Morley Found in: God Quotes,
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Nearer, my God, to Thee--
Nearer to Thee--
E'en though it be a cross
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Nearer, my God, to Thee--
Nearer to Thee--
E'en though it be a cross
That raiseth me;
Still all my song shall be
Nearer, my God, to Thee,
Nearer to Thee!

by Mrs. Sarah Flower Adams Found in: God Quotes,
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As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, read more

As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God.

by Swami Vivekananda Found in: God Quotes,
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