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    If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

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Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.

by C.s. Lewis Found in: God Quotes,
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God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain

by C.s. Lewis Found in: Foresight Quotes, God Quotes,
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God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

by Heraclitus Found in: God Quotes,
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When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: God Quotes,
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God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.

by Harry Emerson Fosdick Found in: God Quotes,
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We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us.

by Ed Howe Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the read more

I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know His thoughts; the rest are details.

by Albert Einstein Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

by Maria Sc Found in: God Quotes,
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No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

No god ever gave any man anything, nor ever answered any prayer at any time - nor ever will.

by Madalyn Murray O'hair Found in: God Quotes,
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