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    If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

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God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

by Heraclitus Found in: God Quotes,
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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

by Mother Teresa Found in: God Quotes,
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Krishna was conceived
in the womb of Devaki
mysteriously as the sun setting
in the West imparts his rays
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Krishna was conceived
in the womb of Devaki
mysteriously as the sun setting
in the West imparts his rays
to the rising moon in the East.

by Srila Prabhupada Found in: God Quotes,
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I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

by Maria Sc Found in: God Quotes,
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

by Robert Frost Found in: God Quotes,
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God is not a dead equation!

God is not a dead equation!

by Muhammad Iqbal Found in: God Quotes,
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If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

If God has created us in His image, we have more than returned the compliment.

by Voltaire Found in: God Quotes,
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God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

God created man in His own image, says the Bible; philosophers reverse the process: they create God in theirs.

by G. C. Lichtenberg Found in: God Quotes,
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Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of read more

Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair; the rest is in the hands of God.

by George Washington Found in: God Quotes,
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