I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter read more

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

I have fun like a child in the street. When the day comes when I'm not enjoying it, I will read more

I have fun like a child in the street. When the day comes when I'm not enjoying it, I will leave football.

The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a read more

The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in.Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy read more

The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in.Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy in the air.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

Moderation is the secret of survival.

Moderation is the secret of survival.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has read more

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.