Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only read more

Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air, but only for one second without hope

On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter read more

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has read more

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art, like the universe itself (for God did not need to create). It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I have fun like a child in the street. When the day comes when I'm not enjoying it, I will read more

I have fun like a child in the street. When the day comes when I'm not enjoying it, I will leave football.

The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in.Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy read more

The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in.Maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy in the air.