They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd read more

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

Most men need patience to die, but a saint who understands what death admits him to should rather need patience read more

Most men need patience to die, but a saint who understands what death admits him to should rather need patience to live

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the read more

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age -- what's called making a hit. But the read more

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age -- what's called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Holiness is the very principle of eternal life, the very beginning of eternal life in the heart, and that which read more

Holiness is the very principle of eternal life, the very beginning of eternal life in the heart, and that which will certainly grow up to eternal life