Sainthood emerges when you can listen to someone's tale of woe and not respond with a description of your own.

Sainthood emerges when you can listen to someone's tale of woe and not respond with a description of your own.

The coquets of both sexes are self-lovers, and that is a love no other whatever can dispossess.

The coquets of both sexes are self-lovers, and that is a love no other whatever can dispossess.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age -- what's called making a hit. But the read more

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age -- what's called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff.

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd read more

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.