Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Most men need patience to die, but a saint who understands what death admits him to should rather need patience read more

Most men need patience to die, but a saint who understands what death admits him to should rather need patience to live

The coquets of both sexes are self-lovers, and that is a love no other whatever can dispossess.

The coquets of both sexes are self-lovers, and that is a love no other whatever can dispossess.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age -- what's called making a hit. But the read more

The pleasure of one's effect on other people still exists in age -- what's called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff.

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the read more

That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd read more

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...