Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.

Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world

Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are read more

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends

You know you're getting old when you look at a beautiful 19-year-old girl and you find yourself thinking, "Gee, I read more

You know you're getting old when you look at a beautiful 19-year-old girl and you find yourself thinking, "Gee, I wonder what her mother looks like

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for read more

Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.