Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic.

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

I don't understand complicated problems. I only understand simple ones.

I don't understand complicated problems. I only understand simple ones.

For the theatre one needs long arms; it is better to have them too long than too short. An artiste read more

For the theatre one needs long arms; it is better to have them too long than too short. An artiste with short arms can never, never make a fine gesture.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's read more

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon read more

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls.

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue.

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue.