The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

The winds and waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.

The simplest explanation is that it doesn't make sense.

The simplest explanation is that it doesn't make sense.

The road to success runs uphill.

The road to success runs uphill.

To get rich never risk your health. For it is the truth that health is the wealth of wealth.

To get rich never risk your health. For it is the truth that health is the wealth of wealth.

I must respect the opinions of others even if I disagree with them.

I must respect the opinions of others even if I disagree with them.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down read more

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

Remember son, many a good story has been ruined by over verification.

Remember son, many a good story has been ruined by over verification.