Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a read more

You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster

Every disasters screams for humor

Every disasters screams for humor

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

There's no disaster that can't become a blessing, and no blessing that can't become a disaster

There's no disaster that can't become a blessing, and no blessing that can't become a disaster

Calamity is man's true touchstone

Calamity is man's true touchstone

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

There are moments when you have to just walk away and cry.

There are moments when you have to just walk away and cry.