Doubt is the father of invention.

Doubt is the father of invention.

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others however humble.

There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others however humble.

Life is an unanswered question, but let's still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.

Life is an unanswered question, but let's still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.

When an individual is protesting society's refusal to acknowledge his dignity as a human being, his very act of protest read more

When an individual is protesting society's refusal to acknowledge his dignity as a human being, his very act of protest confers dignity on him.

When boasting ends, there dignity begins.

When boasting ends, there dignity begins.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was read more

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.

Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.