Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.
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Good men prefer to be accountable.
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There are some people who knock the pyramids because they don't have elevators.
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Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar.
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
The testimony of the Lord is sure making wise the simple. [Psalms 19:7].
The testimony of the Lord is sure making wise the simple. [Psalms 19:7].
Just do what you do best.
Just do what you do best.
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
