Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.
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To reach a great height a person needs to have great depth.
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Bear one another's burdens.
Bear one another's burdens.
What was once thought can never be unthought.
What was once thought can never be unthought.
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A good composer does not imitate; he steals.
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Character contributes to beauty. It fortifies a woman as her youth fades.
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