Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes read more

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

My only rivalry is with my brother. He plays a lot now. He's getting a lot better. But I still read more

My only rivalry is with my brother. He plays a lot now. He's getting a lot better. But I still like to take care of business against him.

I see a gathering in the Dead Sea area--I have a feeling it's in Jordan. People will be going there read more

I see a gathering in the Dead Sea area--I have a feeling it's in Jordan. People will be going there from all over the world--world political leaders. It's very significant and affects the rest of the world by summer's end.

Storytelling, writing, and song writing are so connected.

Storytelling, writing, and song writing are so connected.

True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, read more

True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance.

I like cliffhangers, with the hero in trouble at the end. I used to go on real bendersI don't do read more

I like cliffhangers, with the hero in trouble at the end. I used to go on real bendersI don't do that anymore. But when you go on bender you never know what's going to happen.

absolute disaster ... I'm hopeful that it will represent the low point.

absolute disaster ... I'm hopeful that it will represent the low point.

Sentiment is somewhat ingrained now regarding bird flu, but there is not a sea change taking place. People suspect there read more

Sentiment is somewhat ingrained now regarding bird flu, but there is not a sea change taking place. People suspect there are risks on the horizon but not so material just yet.

This is an escalation that we have been expecting, ... The government of Iraq is determined to confront the enemies.

This is an escalation that we have been expecting, ... The government of Iraq is determined to confront the enemies.